Over the years have found that the best cure for a hangover is a drink made with two sticks of Abella bark, the root of a dying Snitwick tree, the puss of a Hipbilly pimple, and actual hair from a dog. Mix thoroughly and enjoy.
My given name is Hops Steinsmasher, but everyone calls me Shortbeard. I am the royal tapster for the Dwarven city of Drunkenmore and love my job. Every day I try to enlighten the world with little words of wisdom so follow me and you might learn something.
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